I have often wondered how all little boys from a very early age think it is hysterical to fart or burp. My kids are definately no exception to this rule. I must admit I sometimes burp when consuming diet coke but I defiantely don't go around cutting the cheese and laughing at myself (an neither does Taylor). I don't get why both of my boys think it is so funny to excreet gas in any form. It is gross but totally cracks them up. When all the boy cousins get together it is the worst! They like to one up each other and congratulate each other on a job well done. I learned this weekend that Jaidyn and Dagen are also especially talented in the burping department. Here are some fun antics of the little kids in my life talking about some gross and mildy inappropriate things:
Isaac: Guess what Aunt Becky
Me: What
Isaac: Don't tell my mom but when she isn't home my dad brups all the time.
Jaidyn: Yeah he does and it's not fair because he won't let us burp. If we burp we have to put our head down on the table.
Weston : OH MY!! (he was in the bathroom)
Me: What's wrong Weston
Weston: Mommy come here!!!!!
Me: (arriving in the bathroom) whats wrong?!?!?!?!
Weston: My poop is blue and looks like a snake!!!
Me: Gross Wes
Weston: Mommy my tooti is getting longer.
Me: WHAT???
Weston: It keeps growing bigger and bigger and longer and longer. It's bigger than Jamers.
(As I was eavesdropping on the boys during naptime.)
Weston: Jamers you need to go to the bathroom on the potty. I don't like to smell your stinky booty. Go potty Jamers and then Mommy will buy you a toy!